^ Got yourself a vacant cruise ship (conveniently already registered in a tax haven)?
MS Satoshi
Oh yes, I bought a cruise ship
The Crypto Cruise Ship

Wow, are you serious? That's a bit bigger than a seastead. Is it this actual one that you are refitting to be bitcoin-oriented?

Sounds like an interesting venture, Elwar. Any timeshare presentations we can attend to check it out for a few nights free?