Don't tell me even this thread is about the same shitposter

you gotta give it to the guy, he's a BTCtalk legend already!
Also, he changes, removes and edits his posts all the time. Sooner or later, the mods will ban him (I suppose so?), so allow me to immortalize this post:
Hello.
I do not know what to say I do not know I have to beg or make myself small!
I made many mistakes and I accept. I may not deserve to be on this site but I have only one desperate request from you.
Give me another chance and you will see what I will do. Tears welled up in my eyes when you told me not to delete the negative points.
I committed plagiarism. I created 2 accounts. I did not respect the rules and ...
But man is fallible. And I want to give a young man a chance to prove himself.
I beg of you and I desperately ask for forgiveness.
In case of further violation, close my account without notice, but only give me this opportunity.
I hope you answer me and know that I realized my mistake.
good luck
I believe in Karma, so I'll probably go to hell for so much Schadenfreude, but damn did I laugh my ass off. Still am actually. Whilst trying to put my ass back on.