Supposing that Truth
is a woman—I will take mythopoetic licence, and name her the ‘ruler of men’ (Ἀνδρομέδα). Thus in lieu of a thousand words, this is the picture of exposing Truth to the Internet masses:

Sorry, honey.
* My dick is bigger than a twitlib’s—where “dick” has a subtextual meaning of “supreme mastery of hermeneutics”, and its size is an allegory for my powers of mythological interpretation.