I'm not posting any excuses here, oh my god.
I just wanted to change my username, and you're already making me some kind of criminal.
Having an "excuse" in a way that they'll actually consider spending their time in changing your username. You're hugely overthinking what I said. "Excuse" doesn't automatically mean that you're hiding something or you did something wrong.
Also, if you want to change your username just because you want to without any reason whatsoever, then good luck because they're likely to not give you a chance.