Ended up buying this. I got a slightly discounted price for a review. One major complaint is that OP doesn't seem to be accepting bitcoin on the shoppy. Hopefully that can be fixed in the future; Paypal is a hassle, and I had to get someone to buy it for me because I haven't touched paypal in a long time. You basically get a code that you can put in right before checkout so that the price of the item is reduced to $0 total (including shipping/tax/etc. I paid nothing out of pocket). If I had to guess, I'd think that OP put in a lot of entries into the September Sweepstakes for this item (found here: https://1.shortstack.com/8DzfMr), but from what I can tell those sweepstakes are over.

Regardless, here's some proof that I was able to checkout easily and pay 0 dollars: https://i.imgur.com/0ypjhBD.png

@OP if you're able to take bitcoin, I'm interested in buying multiple more of these codes, just private message me.