To be fair it matters not that he is gone, since he wasn't half as annoying as some of his slobbering assslicking groupies.
Speaking of which, and I know I shouldn't respond to this nonsense, but everyone else knows I just have to ask, whose ass(es) will these slobbering groupies allegedly lick in Lauda's absence? 
Are you volunteering yours?
Frankly, I dislike having my arse licked. Feels too passive to me.
At that, as Lauda’s Absolutely Most Annoying Groupie™, I think that the troll OP here is just whining about getting himself repeatedly fist-fucked by me, by the moderators, and by pretty much everyone else with at least an ounce of sense, or even decency.
and I know I shouldn't respond to this nonsense, but