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Re: Goodbye, world!
by
nullius
on 21/10/2020, 15:29:23 UTC
I have been contemplating, and am beginning to prepare something Lauda-related.  It may take awhile.
There will be another mystery left by the kitty unsolved.
The gender. I've always thought that the kitty was a lady based on the way of expressing her thoughts and the attitude. This is how I felt it but I guess we'll never know the truth.

It is the subject of such speculation, I think that the forum has more total pages discussing “Lauda: male or female??” than there are in the Wall Observer(IIRC, when Lauda was a candidate for infofront’s current position, r0ach threw an entomoid fit over the prospect that a(n alleged) woman may moderate WO.)

I categorized Lauda as “probably female” [...]

It's unlikely according to Lauda's past comments.

You think that I'm a she?  Tongue

LOL.  You think that she’s a he?  Tongue


Lauda has said so many self-contradictory things over the years about his, her, or their persona.  Too smart to leak intersectable partitioning information.

Reconstructed from the post that I accidentally deleted on Monday:  :-(
If Lauda is actually a man, then I owe him a beer for a hell of a defencive psy-op.  Whereas if Lauda is actually a woman, then...  I owe her a beer for a hell of a defencive psy-op.  Cheers, kitty.


All that I know for sure is that Lauda is a WITCH, she turned me into a newt (I got better), and she confessed to being a flying catbat!

Internal “proof” link is now only of historical interest; no hard feelings.
As I was initiated into a cryptic cult with rites of the goddess Hecate, the renowned paranormal researcher William Blake caught this photograph of Lauda shapeshifted to the form of a flying catbat:

Photo of LAUDA as a FLYING CATBAT
The witch LAUDA
Identified Flying Object (IFO)
(Better than a UFO.  Much better than an ICO.)


Is any more actual proof needed to sustain a charge of witchcraft? Shocked
I think I just got doxxed. Embarrassed

Even the very name of the proven catbat witch Lauda was condemned by the forum’s administration...

Virtue was the edit distance between your name and "Lauda". Wink

...who has finally BURNED BANNED THE WITCH with most extreme measures to save the forum from her WITCHCRAFT!

Lauda is banned in the same way as satoshi, such that it isn't possible to even log into the account anymore.