You're thinking of the Enquirer.
Holy shit. Yeah, you are right.
In that case, it could be true, and I would draw everyone's attention to this extract from the article:
the trail followed by Newsweek led to a 64-year-old Japanese-American man whose name really is Satoshi Nakamoto. He is someone with a penchant for collecting model trains and a career shrouded in secrecy, having done classified work for major corporations and the U.S. military.
Been saying it for months. Bitcoin aint against The Man, it came from The Man.