You may be living in denial... Or, at least, this is what I (like to) think 
I understand that some people are almost as confused about my gender as I am, but am I really so androgynous that you can't even agree on whether I have boobs? 
(For the record, I don't think I do, but whatever floats your boat. Incidentally, this is reason #46 to #FreeTheNipple.)