It's easy to give a suggestion but I don't think it would be easy too to apply this user made me laugh it's exactly what am I thinking after reading the OP's post.
My suggestion for homeless people.
1- find nice house
2- buy house
Thats how your sugestions looks like for someone who is in crypto for few years. I have one more:
My suggestion for starving people.
1- buy food
2- eat food