Sean, Roger, Daniel,
All worthy and capable,
To bear the Bond name.

But, once more, it seems,
Political correctness,
Rears its ugly head.

And here comes a chick,
British, but ain't got no dick,
Wanting to be Bond.

She says it's all good.
Equal opportunities.
Tell that to Fleming.

Wanna be called James?
Are you into sexy girls?
Used a gun before?

I will not accept,
A spy who won't wear a kilt,
And be a proud man.

So, steer clear from Bond.
Oh, and one more thing you bitch:
It's shaken, NOT stirred!

#7bondhaikus