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Re: [WO] 007 is now a black homosexual tranny bearded lesbian who takes it *stirred*
by
nullius
on 08/11/2020, 17:13:54 UTC
How can "James" be a woman? At least make it a tranny, then maybe it'd be more believable

Jamie Bond.

Stirred, not shaken. Tongue

Somebody pays more attention to my posts than Syke does.  Plagiarist. Tongue

Anyway, consistently with Moscow Rules and other such things, by happenstance, I had already explained the stirring new Bond:

Subject: [WO] Nullius Goldfinger
“Once is happenstance.  Twice is coincidence.  The third time, it’s a global-international Communist Capitalist kakocratic-plutocratic conspiracy to turn the ochlocratic insapient talking monkeys into meat-robots.”

Thus besides my unanswerable questions, the only remaining question is of how V8s will react when they come to replace him with a gender-fluid Eurasian-black triracial fat-positive deaf-culture BSVer with intellectual disabilities in a wheelchair—who is a man trapped in a transwoman’s body on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, a lesbian trapped in a man’s body on Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays, and the quantum superposition of both on Saturdays.  Licence to kill?


Protip:  When a nice guy wants a princess, he buys her diamonds
#ToxicMasculinity ♂ #MakeLoveNotWar ♂ #CodeOfConduct


Woke Jamie Bond’s Licence to Kill is revoked.  Violence is toxic masculinity* (* except when it is done by Antifa, BLM, Revolutionary Front, and other Communists such as the United States democratic world-police).  007 now has a Licence to a Safe Space.

All Bond films shall now comply with the 007 Code of Conduct.  Please report CoC violations by fans to the 007 Trust and Safety Team for deplatforming.  Hate has no place here.

We regret to announce that 000 has been cancelled.


Thank you for your coöperation at making a more inclusive Bond franchise.

Signed,

Ms. Moneypenny (they/them)
Department of the New Normal
Ministry of Love