http://www.businessinsider.com/dorian-satoshi-letter-and-train-2014-3Read that, WTF?? Have any of you read Satoshi's posts? The is NOT THE SAME PERSON.
This could also explain the quote in the article. He probably didn't even understand what they were asking him, screaming at his door while the police were dragging them away. Then the editors "cleaned up" the English in the quote from Dorian.
Newsweek cover "scoop"=tabloid journalism hoax to try to bring their flailing "online only" rag back into print with a bang.
Anyone who has lived in the US for so long and works for major US companies surely speaks and writes fine English. The idea that hes not a native speaker is preposterous.
If a note you found online seemed sloppily written, that doesnt mean anything. Ive written plenty of emails or notes in shorthand or without proper grammar.
I think part of us wants to believe he couldnt be hiding in plain sight. No way. But it makes sense. Its clearly him. Everything makes sense.