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[WO] In which nullius has gay intercourse with Jay on the Wall (#nohomo)
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nullius
on 15/11/2020, 03:11:21 UTC
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#no homo.

Are you trying to incite me to toss up a Wordiest-Man® Wall-o’-Text™ on the abominable degeneracy of a culture in which men cannot partake in old-fashioned camaraderie, without wrongful imputations of homosexuality that necessitate disclaimers thereof?

I like you, man (#nohomo), but you are just begging for me to regale the Wall Observer with my real opinion of the sickness of modern democratic times.



Official Wordiest-Man® Word of the Day™:

     intercourse

Once upon a time, I seduced a beauteous lady of arts and letters with a running erotic joke about commas, interspersed with intercourse on Byron.  Thence ensued a story more appropriate for /u/GirlsGoneBitcoin than here, wherein she confirmed my reputation as “mad, bad, and dangerous to know”.  Thus, I do understand why you’re jealous of my way with words; you should be.

Discourse, you fucking cretin, DISCOURSE.

Do you seriously think that response had anything useful in it? A little "intercourse" (DISCOURSE YOU PRICK) about your own stats?

I enjoy being hypercorrected by pretentious morons who neither grasp (not-so-)subtle double entendre, nor even know the definitions of basic English words:

Quote from: Dictionary.com Unabridged
intercourse

noun

1. dealings or communication between individuals, groups, countries, etc.

2. interchange of thoughts, feelings, etc.

3. sexual relations or a sexual coupling, especially coitus.

The original and proper sense of the word “intercourse” is of non-sexual communications.  The word only developed its sexual sense of ‘coitus’ as a euphemism; cf. “to know”:  I came in unto her, and knew her in the flesh.

Therefore, as Wordy-Man Supreme, it is perfectly proper for me to express my pleasure at the opportunity to have gay intercourse with Jay on the Wall, before an audience of observers.  #nohomo

Quote from: Nietzsche, The Gay Science (Die fröhliche Wissenschaft), I.10.
A Species of Atavism.—I like best to think of the rare men of an age as suddenly emerging after-shoots of past cultures, and of their persistent strength: like the atavism of a people and its civilisation—there is thus still something in them to think of!  They now seem strange, rare, and extraordinary: and he who feels these forces in himself has to foster them in face of a different, opposing world; he has to defend them, honour them, and rear them to maturity: and he either becomes a great man thereby, or a deranged and eccentric person, if he does not altogether break down betimes.
Quote from: nullius (Secret Arcana of the Unpublished Nullian Drafts)
An I be wont to wax sesquipedalian, I’ll retreat to the phrontistery for to desiderate lost epochs of literacy.


P.S., the title of this post is absolutely not calculated to torment and befuddle all of the filthy troglodytes whom I have deprived of my posts. :-)

P.P.S., I will now wait for someone who has never read philological texts to hypercorrect my apparently inconsistent usage of quotation marks.  Actually, I have been expecting that for awhile.