I was pretty angry when I read the Newsweek story this morning.  But, if it turns out that Dorian isn't Satoshi, it could be good news all-around:
- Dorian has to put up with a few days of nonsense but wins a lifetime of free lunches
- Bitcoin gets another media pump detracting from the Gox nonsense and pushing us to a new ATH
- Satoshi maintains his persona of mystery while reassuring the community of his vitality
- Newsweek gets bruised and battered and perhaps serves as a reminder to irresponsible journalists