My theory is Satoshi is an alien connected into our internet remotely from his home planet, and likely not an individual but an alien societal project. Their objective is to create enormous wealth on earth without having to confirm their existence or create further suspicion of it. With this wealth they will buy up massive amounts of gold which they will ionize and use to terraform their atmosphere.

Dorian is a government plant as, retired CIA, and once they establish adequate credibility they will use him in an attempt to cast aspersions against bitcoin as its a threat to fiat, and the financial services industry that lines the politicians wallets.