I'm glad you made this thread, as it correlates to a post I had made earlier today:
I suppose "this" Satoshi Nakamoto is the equivalent of Bitcoin Jesus. We can now split Satoshism into a Jew and Christian division which will allow us all to become a legitimate 501(c)(3)! Praise the lord!
Maybe Newsweek's Satoshi is the "Anti-Nakamoto", signaling the end of times for bitcoin.