'member, lads, don't waste your money on this stuff

get something like this instead

A Lambo has a lot lower total cost of ownership than a redhead.
I see a capital investment in a precision machine for the production of
heirs.’member, lads, it is he who
owns the means of reproduction who wins. Home Economics 101.
IT IS THE SECRET OF LIFE.Alles am Weibe ist ein Räthsel, und Alles am Weibe hat Eine Lösung: sie heisst Schwangerschaft. * nullius ist Keinen ü b e r Allem.
er sorry wait wrong picture. this

Every dynasty has always perforce been based on the principle of growing one’s seeds.
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snip my expounding on that point, whereby I revealed too many secrets of life, of history, and of the Destiny of the World—>
LOL! Enjoy your hookers, Lambos, and blow. Suckers. ☠
Scroll on by, unmitigated savages.Dear Talking Monkeys:
Please get it through your thick primate skulls that you are alone in the universe, you are all going to die, there is no life beyond this world, and nothing whatsoever will remain of you if you do not safeguard your posterity.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
nobody, nowhere, of nothing