We all agree that 1 Bitcoin = 100,000,000 Satoshis

I propose:

100 Satoshis = 1 Earth Federation Space Credit (or just Credit for short)

1000 Credits = 1 Dorian

1000 Dorians = 1 Bitcoin

1000 Bitcoins = 1 Large

1000 Large = 1 Rock (Satoshi's estimated fortune?)

21 Rocks = all of Bitcoin ever