There was this member called Eddie
Claimed he'd taken up with a new reddie.
He regaled us with tales
With many likely details.
But we all knew Eddie's reddy was his teddy.

Did I mention curves?
Looking up at the headboard, I see that somebodies are fond of elephants—perhaps from loathing for asses? —I mean, in contradistinction to arses.
* nullius is the Wall’s Observer.
I have no idea what kind of a relationship you have, and it is
none of my business, and she looks like a fine lass to stir new
eddies into the
currents of the world.
Thus despite the risqué photo, I will not risk giving unintentional offence with my usual speculation about
affinities for bitcoins.
;-)