There was this member called Eddie
Claimed he'd taken up with a new reddie.
He regaled us with tales
With many likely details.
But we all knew Eddie's reddy was his teddy.

Did I mention curves?
I'm afraid we're going to need you to observe each distinct ATH in the coming year...
I'm going to say it's more strawberry blonde than true redhead but either way is fine.
Maybe the way the angle of the light is striking ... deep faked Eddie's teddy?

"196667 new ATH" on the right butt-cheek might be more convincing.