As a long-term investment, I think she turned out quite fine:

Plagiarism disclaimer: I didn't take this picture myself - no shit.
Although in reality I would have hidden a sheep under the stairs.
I have mutton and lamb chops in a deep freezer under the stairs. Good? 🐺
Although in reality I would have hidden a sheep under the stairs.
In that case, if something goes South, you will need to prove that you are not a sheep.
Best to be on the sincere side, and ... hide!
*. Just remembered about a guy that spent many years in jail, for pretending to be someone else (a serial killer), and evidently was sentenced as if he was the one.
That was before DNA testing - which actually set him free, decades later.
Genetic testing is not required. Memetic testing proves that I am not a sheep!
...fantasies about “educating” the ineducable. Sheep can no more be taught to think than dogs can be taught to sing opera. Indeed, for the intended readers of this essay (others are hereby irrelevant), sheep can no more be taught to be you than you can be taught to be a mindless sheep...