At this point I can buy Risto's castle.

Wonder if he still owns it?
I believe the castle was irreparably damaged in a fire 2 years ago and rumour has it that Risto passed away recently (his death was not related to the fire - physically - as he was not in Estonia when it occurred).
However, Bitcoin lives on and there are many castles in Europe for sale! May I suggest
the Pyrenees?