I think a new all time high by Thanksgiving is in the cards.
That would mean lots of "I told you so's" to many nocoiner family members.
This would cause massive FOMO from nocoiner family members and should get us to 24k by Christmas.
This would be a reasonable overshoot of Hairy's fractal.
Turkey prophecy almost complete

The FOMO from Thanksgiving table discussions will be epic.
Thanksgiving has been cancelled.
Didn't you know nuttin, lambie-bambie?
Only canceled for peeps like GayJuanGee hiding under their bed bc of coronasniffles. As your Sorcerer in Chief, by executive order, I decree the Thanksgiving prophecy will be completed.