I wrote this poem for newbies, i've also added few guide links within.


Welcome to the world of Satoshi
You've just been giving the door key
And now you're feeling like the SHIT
Please do take off your shoes
Grease yourself with the rules
It's easy if you pay attention
Pun intended if you plan to shun it
If you do, you may need a gentian
There are several sections
Familiarize yourself with good intention
Or you'll be thrown to another dimension
Trust me you don't wanna rush to detention

Oh bitcointalk, a home away  from home
A world full of wonders even from the phone
A home full of experts, kindness if you know your role
Your motive will determine your parole
Be helpful, be kind.
Be eager to learn not only to earn
Copy someone's work and be punished
Repeat it again and again and be banished
Your strength is your weapon
Your weakness is your motivation
Your focus here shouldn't be for authentication posts
Trash that goal and build a home

This is a community, be a member not an abuser
Do not trust people easily
Don't misquote but stay afloat
Until your goal is to devote
With these you can grow in rank
Don't forget others who need you to grow
We are all in this together, so buckle up newbies
First thing to do as a newbie is to read this and this
We shall make bitcointalk great again.

I hope this made you smile.