Silly kids, Socialists don't win! 

My heart kind of likes your idea because there are people that need, seriously need. My brain thinks otherwise. Often, when you give away for no tangible reason you reward the inactivity...not always, but often. An economy doesn't run on inaction. And an economy isn't smart or competitive when it doesn't allow for competition and innovation...when it doesn't allow an individual to pursue whatever path they want.

I'm deviating from your real point which is to speed up the crash of the system, so let me get back on track...

Why do you want to speed up this "reset" or crash that people keep assuming will happen?

If we assume that bitcoin and cryptocurrency become the safe haven when fiat markets around the globe are truly crashing, why wouldn't you want more time to acquire more bitcoin or cryptocurrency so you can benefit from the future run up?

Maybe reduce your obligation on the fiat markets - i.e., pay back your loans, keep less money in fiat cash - as a way to isolate the impact a falling market will have on you personally.

TL;DR...maybe you're kidding...