Look, I know this seems far-fetched for some of you, but lets recap some known information:

We know that S. Haber stated that only 300 people in the world were capable of developing Bitcoin. - My person certainly was!
Nakamoto's profile indicated he was 38 in 2009. - My guy certainly was!
Nakamoto's native language was British English - Another strik for my guy!
This person was familiar with Bitcoin in its early stages- BOOOOM!

Does is still seem that far-fetched now?! How many of the 300 crytographers capabale of developing Bitcoin were 1. British and 2. 38 y/o in 2009 and 3. familiar with Bitcoin in its early stages?!

It certainly can't be more than a handful!