So, apart from F1) My birth name is not Satoshi Nakamoto, circumstantial evidence might suggest that *I* am the real Satoshi.
Yeah, if your birth name were Satoshi Nakamoto, you would be a possible match. But your birth name is not. And that is the one-in-a-ten-million circumstance.
Because if I were the real Satoshi, I would have used my birth name on the design paper? Perhaps I would have used the name of a random young gentleman I met once at the Crown & Anchor, who very clearly was not involved with Bitcoin, because I thought the name had a certain mystique.