Never been to Iowa. In London at the moment, grew up in Clearwater, Florida. Why do you think I sound homeschooled? My parents are gonna be pissed they wasted all that money on private schools.
My post was meant as a joke. Search "Waterloo Ayn" without the quote marks on this forum to appreciate the joke and get up to speed (maybe I should have written "get up to speed to appreciate the joke"). And remember: Don't ask to see Rassah's coffee table.