With a fork, it can be done : a fork of DASH to save DASH ...
I've never been able to quite work out what your problem with Dash is or what you're proposing to fix it. Masternodes will always be there, they'll always be profitable, they're needed to support the 2-tier protocol.
What exactly is it you'd propose to change, expressed calmly, and without swearing or otherwise antagonistic rhetoric ?
I propose you to do something and get Dash to $250-$300 where it should be right now. can you do that? just do it, and no one will say anything to anyone anymore.