I'm not done yet. There's this guy named Tribbles on some Star Trek forum, also Powered by SMF--like this one--who just so happened to post a pic gleaned from the imposter Satoshi's PhotoBucket of train #2427, the last year Captain Sisko was in Roswell, NM, on the exact same date (maybe within minutes of one another, depending on local times) that the Real Satoshi mined the Genesis Block.
Can this be traced in any way to real Satoshi's coins?
Retracing some of the coins, they appear to come from a big fat wallet, likely belonging to MtGox. Might be that Satoshi purchased BTC from MtGox to avoid spending his own and revealing his identity, meaning Satoshi was a user at MtGox at the time.