Dorian Nakamoto running for the hills!


"I know you! You're that Satoshi dude."

"I just sold the farm to some Satoshi dude, sis."

"Get a load of our new slanted-eyes neighbors."


"Keep your drunkard asses and lawnmowers away from our opium field!"

"Thanks, Ma. Time to go and play with the trains now."
BTW, that's Satoshi standing sentry in front of the first every Silk Road. See the Road? Recognize the Silk?