I'm from the UK, I bet I got a good share of the 2.93% of visitors
UK is fucked up, so less intelligent brain here but on FAC you are not alone

You sir can get on your knees, and I will then undo my trousers, pull down my underwear, lift up the the shaft of my penis, I will then present you my testicles. Upon which you can the proceed to " SUCK MY BALLS"!