Hey satoshi csw, mind sending a couple BTC my way out of your stash of one million or so 
Looks like you missed it. He threw away all computers and disks because bitcoin "had no value" ten years ago.
At the same time, he explains that he didn't have any money and he created Bitcoin to buy some stuff online?! Sure thing, college boy!
"You missed it"
I didn't throw away my laptop. I had a hp Pavillon that broke in 2011 that I replaced with a MacBook. And yes I didn't have a steady job at 19 years ago cuz I was in school full time so thats how bitcoin was created. Your sarcasm is as empty as my bitcoin wallet.