If I am allowed a second nomination, it would be for
franky1, specifically for meeting all of the above criteria to a degree shared by few others, at least several thousand times.
Agree about this and his walls of text. I tried to discuss with hom several times, but soon I realized it's pointless thing and I just waste my time.
I won't be unique, but No. 1 is BADecker. I don't know who can beat him.
And maybe not the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but IMO it's worth to mention KingScorpio and his poorly written conspiracy theories.