Holy shit, this was a fantastic proof of your math, stackgambler. Glad we didn't have to wait months for the proof. Sad about frenchbull and allgasnobrakes tho.
Empirical proof was not necessary to see that the mathematical certainty of a house edge results in a long-term loss.
Anyone that tells you that you can run a script or some strategy to transform a -ev bet into a +ev bet is lying. Probabilities do not change simply because you bet here or there in different ways: with every single bet, there is a statistical loss, period.