I didn't realize being married to a doctor is such an insult.
You and Og seem to love sarcastic phrases like that, seeing how they are
mentally easier to write than what you actually mean.
Sarcasm, on the other hand, derives from Greek words that mean “tearing of the flesh.” Sarcasm is hostility disguised as humor. That’s why when someone says something sarcastic to you, you don’t feel good. Sarcasm is unsettling. If you challenge it, the person can say, “What? I was just kidding!” But it doesn’t feel like kidding. It feels like veiled criticism. Because that’s exactly what it is, regardless of its superficial deniability.
Doctors are successful. If you were to marry one, it would be the doctor that was insulted, not you.