Bitcoin plunged more than 10% Thursday, sparking a hunt for reasons the notoriously volatile asset was selling off. One that captured attention questioned the very viability of the token itself -- though it turned out not to be cause for concern.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-01-21/bitcoin-plunge-has-newbies-scrambling-to-google-double-spendPlease tell me it is all fake!

This is hilarious! I mean, come on, this is 2021! Noobs please go and use Ethereum, EOS, Tezos, Polkadot, whatever you like.
Leave us bitcoin, for god's sake! It is not for you

I think I have it all figured out, thanks for the answer! maybe you could help me get the hang of it here, where should I start learning?
Just start reading.
Of course, much depends on your focus: are you looking for developer information, user information, news, discussions, trading info (in my opinion, a bad idea, better to just buy and wait) or something else?
And whatever you do, if you have a private key, never share it with anyone. Likewise, there will be people wanting to get people involved in what are likely Ponzi schemes - if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
As my grandmother used to say "free cheese only in a mousetrap". Although she has hardly ever been an investor or visited this forum