Warren Buffett:  Athletes and celebrities are withdrawing money from US stocks to invest in bitcoin and cryptocurrencies.

Bill Gates:  This is dangerous. What happens if institutional investors sell berkshire hathaway stock to buy BTC.

Warren Buffett:  You and I would lose mountains of wealth my friend.

Paul Krugman:  May I propose rebranding US stocks to be more competitive with crypto. Holders of bitcoin like to feel they're fighting the power and sticking it to the man.

Paul Krugman:  Perhaps we can fool them into believing that pouring their money into stocks, which benefits wallstreet, will actually hurt wallstreet in some way.

Paul Krugman:  I know this guy called wallstreetbets who might be interested.

Warren Buffett:  We must do something to prevent capital flight from US stocks from migrating into cryptocurrencies. Make it happen.