If needed, I will happily escrow this transaction for free.

(minus the transaction fee that will be retained from the forwarded amount, but I set it manually to be low and still included shortly after the tx broadcast)
Hey, if the OP is OK with this, I am too.
He claimed he wanted all the coins sent to him only to save transaction fees, which
doesn't make sense if he planned to forward the coins on.
I am always happy to help.
I believe OP implied this would save some bits to the buyer as the transaction who would end up being bigger in size.
(even two transactions if the buyer isn't very bitcoin-techy-savvy and this is not uncommon...)