Now for the collateral i don't have any, BUT i am going to start working next monday 17th of March and i will be earning enough to pay you back £35 a month, i will provide proof of employment, my personal details to the lender and a signed letter if needs be. If there is anything at all that would help you to be secure just let me know we can work it out. 
Loan denied. Nothing personal, just obvious extreme potential to scam.
You'll have a much better chance going to your new job and getting an advance. They know you won't screw them over.
