so now that you are homeless, i have a couch you can crash on, 1btc/night
Not a bad idea.
1. Sell your house.
2. Couchsurf around the world.
3. Wait for Bitcoin to spike.
4. Buy a bigger house.
4. Have the price crash
5. Have just about enough to buy yourself a Burrito and a Pepsi (not enough for a coca cola)