[PRE ANN] Clone Coin

http://i.imgur.com/Mjj0ySr.png

Website:
www.CloneCo.in

Info:
Have you ever felt that there weren't enough coins to go around?
Were you distraught that your favorite meme, actor, or country was not represented?
Do you think to yourself, "I have too much hash!", and needed to direct that frustration at a new coin?

Well good sir, my name is Clonetoshi Coinmoto, and I have the coin just for you! Check out the goods!

Coin parameters:
Plain Ol' Regular Scrypt
PoW? PoS? What's that!
57,999,999,999 premined coins
Block rewards of 100, halving every week
Difficulty retargets every 6 hours
Maximum Coins: None!

50% of all pre-mined coins will be given to the poor poor people of Arkansas, USA, a place where the vile tempest tossed government has chosen to abandon its people to the elements.
These people are in desperate need of a coin, and we will airdrop the coin to them!
Those who live in Arkansas, please send us your social security number and date of birth, and we will simply spot check a few to confirm they are legitimate.
We are trust worthy, I assure.

49% of all pre-mined coins will be given to those who wish to have such coin via IPO. This coin will be given at the same time as the airdrop, scheduled for April 1st, 2014.
Those who wish for IPO, please send any amount to the following address, then email us at CloneCoin@CloneCo.in.stackcoin.com with your transaction ID, scanned photo ID, and hand written signature.

Address: 1BdikWRE3rdfT0t@LsCaMc01N

Wallet:
Will be released on launch date.
(Note: Please be sure to shutdown all anti-virus. Our wallet has too many new features to list, and anti-virus might have many false positives!)
(Also, please be sure to port forward port 8135 and shutdown your firewall)

Exchanges
https://www.mountFox.com/CloneCoinToBTC
https://www.PalMinty.com
https://www.NotNSAExchange.com/CloneCoin

Config
addnode=198.144.18.61

Source:
Will be released 5 days after launch in order to combat new clones stealing our code

Launch date:
March 31st, 2014 19:00 GMT

Bounties:
We give BOUNTIES for people who translate this post to different languages (German, Indian, etc.)
and in addition we give bounties also to people that promote CloneCoin.
Bounties will be payed out on airdrop date!

We realize that with all the recent coins out there, that there might not be trust. Please rest assure,
we are many talent individual, with good PR, HR, and even Market! You will not regret, we guarantee.

For those that lack the ability to detect sarcasm: This entire post was satirical in nature. There is no "Clone Coin", yet we see anywhere from 1-5 true coin clones appear on a daily basis. Don't fall for scam coins. Don't throw your hash at non-transparent coins. Don't throw BTC at anything that has even a MENTION of "IPO". Any new coin with pre-mine should be highly scrutinized. Any new coin with no new ideas, innovations, or backed by a well known and verified individual will not live to see the end of the year.