Last time we spoke Dash was at least holding its own against said "joke coin".
Maybe you have been in vacation or something, not aware of media for a while. You know a guy by the name Elon Musk (he is a famous US guy, for what I heard) doing jokes about a coin named Doge in twitter? Grayscale or Paypal latest news about Bitcoin maybe? The CEO de Blackrock talking about Bitcoin too?
Are you sure you are ok?