Corn went away for the holidays
Said she's going to L.A
But she never got there
She never got there
She never got there, they say

Corn went away for the holidays
Said she's going to L.A
But she never got there
She never got there
She never got there, they say

The 50K took my baby away
They took her away
Away from me
The 50K took my baby away
They took her away
Away from me

Now I don't know
Where my corn can be
They took her from me
They took her from me
I don't know where my corn can be
They took her from me
They took her from me
Ring me, ring me, ring me
Up the President
And find out where my corn went
Ring me, ring me, ring me
Up the FBI
And find out if
My corn's alive
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh