Found this blast from the past on an old laptop.
This guy never bought back in after the bottom. Just proves that day traders will never win; just buy and hodl for the long term.
My current advice is "Buy, HODL for at least 3 years 10 months"... Or to make it easier, just say "don't touch it for 4 or 5 years."
I would say at least one, if not two halving cycles. You can't lose if you hodl through two.