DEMOCRACY IS BAD BUT I REFUSE TO OFFER UP AN ALTERNATIVE SYSTEM WHICH WOULD BE FAIRER - Every single poster on this forum, to be perfectly honest
Welcome to anarchy. 
EDIT: In case you didn't get it, that's your alternative system right there.
Anarchy is great for the guys who start off rich enough to own the police and courts or for guys who can get military assistance from foreign governments. But after a while, it would become a dictatorship as there can only be one guy who wins.
What part of "rich guys with private armies are a bad idea" do you not understand?