Do you believe in time travel? If time travel was real I want to go back in time when Satoshi still exist in this forum. I'll buy BTC as many as I could afford 
Then you'll disrupt the space-time continuum and Bitcoin will end up not becoming a thing in the future.
Key point is to go back to 2011, hold a few 100, don't get too greedy. And just keep it in the future.