It’s you the little mass media watching muppets jumping in at the high EVERYTIME, cause you’re were born dumb and full of fear and you’ll die that way. You’re the sheep - you were made for sheering.
So once the tune is played and the game stops, oh no bad news, gotta shut down bad bad Chinese miners. Chain freeze btc price in free fall. Everybody losing their minds dumping and pumping tens of billions in other coins. You got your btc in cold storage - don’t worry, the next block time will be in 70 years or when btc is done dumping, I’m guessing down to a few k never to be anything but a niche coin.
So I’m curious cause you need a black swan event or the dog on the leash, the SEC will have to pretend to do its job and nobody wants that. And it has to be big cause btc has reached a decent critical mass and large FOMO zombie follower army.
We’re talking something where large governments are involved. The US, China, Russia, the EU and possible all of the above. It wouldn’t be hard. Blow up something, that’s a weekend job, genius special agents find out Iran, Isis or make up whatever boogeyman you want did all this by bypassing normal financial identity protocol by using that evil bitcoin. Or maybe Iran is building a nuke with a huge bitcoin mining farm, bypassing embargos. Oh you can make up any story but what has to happen is China has to order their puppies, err, billionaire visionary entrepreneurs, to stop mining btc. Chain freeze. Death from sudden chain freeze syndrome. Haha. Next block, maybe in 70 years. US and other large countries follow by banning bad bitcoin - its full of anarchists and refuses to comply with KYC laws. We can’t have that. We’re a civil society. We need a civil coin.
This will create a free fall in btc and chaos, people trying to get their money out many others speculating, buying other coins they think will be the next real legit bitcoin (which is clearly listed on this thread) but alts should pump. Or there’s a possibility it all collapses and after some multi national investigations they decide to use a few coins that are compliant and in fact better than bitcoin but I think the former will play out.
Enjoy the ride up and the last and biggest massive alt pump cause it’s the last. And you bitcoin whales, I told ya greedy bastards I was gonna kill btc from day one. That dog was meant to die like the titanic, full of all the rats trapped onboard. Rat bastards! 🐀
Happy swimming!

Bro everyone already knows North Korea, Iran and Venezuela are using DeFi to finance WMDs I heard it at the Bush family reunion as I was serving Jeb those cheese filled mini weenies