Yeah, we would NOT want bitcoin prices going parabolic expectedly unexpectedly in the near-term future. 

That would sure suck!!!!!

It's not like I had not (I am sure that others, too) been stacking sats for the past over 7 years (sure time periods are going to have varied, but anyone in bitcoin for over a few years would have had time to stack some sats decently, no? - even you somac spomac - been on the forum as long as me), and I would hate for our lillie fiends to go up in value too quickly.